i'm back! : ) i got into BWI at about 12 midnight this morning and i figure now that i'm more fully cognizant i'll blog about my trip before i forget everything. let's see, we left from BWI on the 31st of july, the plane was delayed because the first officer was apparently missing and they had to find a new one, so we sat on the plane for an hour waiting. then when we acquired a first officer the plane was being towed out and something broke, it was like the pole thing on the tow vehicle, which would be fine except that we had to wait for another 40 minutes while they completed and inspection of the aircraft. then we flew to miami while seated behind some of the most irritating people who (especially after drinks) couldn't seem to stop laughing, which sounded suspiciously like an egret dying. then we got to miami and we literally had to run to our connection flight which sucks cuz i hate florida, and i hate miami's airport 1. cuz it's moldy 2. because it's too fucking huge. so we get on our plane and fly to cancun at this point we're really hungry cuz all we've eaten are pretzels since breakfast, and joy of joys our luggage wasn't in cancun, it was still in miami, so after figuring that out we went to the hotel, ate some dinner and went to sleep, the next day our luggage arrived. so let's see the most notable things were going to Tulum, Xpu-ha, Chichen-Itza, and Xcaret (where my bikini top broke don't i just have all the luck? it was like crack *ping ping* <--sound of the clasp hitting the stone). Tulum was hot and sticky with no shade and an absolutely phenomenal beach that we couldn't swim in because there was no where to change. Xpu-ha was heh sorta unremarkable, Chichen-Itza was really really really cool, they have really well preserved Mayan ruins which is always nice and climbing to the top of the temple at Chichen-Itza was a great experience. Xcaret was cool because they these like deep pools of sea water that are separated by the ocean with stone that the waves go over, in the pools are various multicolored fish, very cool. : )lol plus alanna and i managed to do indepth analysis of as i lay dying while making yo momma jokes, ah this trip had great jokes.
-yo momma is was
-yo momma so fat she foaled an are
-yo momma got tamed by jewel last night
-yo momma looked so much like a fish vardaman threw her in the dust and gouged at her eye
-lafe picked into yo momma's sack last night etc. etc.
plus good stuff like
"Alanna: like yoplait
Me: Danonino?
Alanna: *quizzical look*
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOH YOPLAIT!"
or
"Alanna: Can I have your roll jillian?
Me: No, I'm watching it, i want to observe the roll in its natural habitat"
or
"*alanna talking about getting souveniers for people*
other person: I bought you a souvenier
Alanna: I bought you a souvenier *cough* too
other person: where is it?
Alanna: *picks up stone from the ground* here!
other person: why was it on the ground?
Alanna: I uh....left it here yesterday"
so yah the trip was fun, nothing like alcoholics from oklahoma thinking alanna's shibby heehee you know you're an alcoholic when:
"i'd enjoy the pleasure of your company but i have to go take a few preemptive shots for my beer drinking contest later"
lol alanna's looking for some one to teach her the bagpipes heehee o'malley, the day before we left alanna got her hair braided which constituted four hours of me sitting in the heat of a flea market watching her do something i'd suggested she not, ah well all in good fun yup so then we came home we woke up at 5AM yesterday, but our flight was delayed so we finally got to miami and missed our connection flight which was at 1:50PM and ended up having to wait at the airport till 8:20PM grawr, i hate miami airport at least i managed to read hamlet on the trip and do analysis of as i lay dying, squee! so i'm home now, and i'm debating whether or not to go to New York tomorrow but i really wanna hang out with people plus SAT prep starts this weekend so it's gonna be harder to do if i leave, plus i have spanish and math summer work to do. ah well, i guess i should get to work on that. hehe here's what's running through my head: "Anse: I wish i had teeth so i could eat the lord's victuals, Darl: who's your father jewel, Jewel: Goddamn you, Goddamn you, Vardaman: My brother went to Jackson, Dewey Dell: Pick into my sack Lafe, Anse: Durn that road, Addie: tricked by words older than anse and love..." yup i'll ttyl i missed y'all and i'm glad to be home. love y'all (mwahahaah, Ranwa has taken over...let's see if I get caught)
